Memphis rapper announces plan to ‘take no shit’ indefinitely.

Bar spitting incompatible microphones were used for the press conference with Drippy Pete. 

Bar spitting incompatible microphones were used for the press conference with Drippy Pete. 

MEMPHIS, TN--Following a brief, hastily-assembled press conference held at the Memphis estate of recent Grammy-winning hip hop artist Drippy Pete, (28) news outlets were shocked to hear the Memphis rapper’s announcement that he “is not takin’ any more shit from y’all bitches no more!”. Drippy, (28) emphasized this point with repeated thumps to his chest, causing minimal feedback in the short range PA system at the foot of Mr Pete’s two-story driveway.

At time of press it is unclear whether the remarks come in response to accusations in the media and social circle that he had previously ‘been taking shit’ in recent weeks or if it had simply been a longstanding cornerstone of the rapper’s philosophy  Sources within Drippy Pete’s label, F**kFist Records, indicate that no such comments have been made accusing Pete of “taking shit from neither tricks [nor] busters currently under [their] management.”

Drippy Pete, unfortunately, left no time for any follow up questions from any of the assembled press, but was heard to have shouted “Never again!” just before disappearing beyond the iron gates of his Cooper Young mansion.

Mr Pete’s manager, Lil’ Low Self-Esteem, could not be reached for comment.

Charley McMullen is a Colorado comedian living in Memphis. Follow him on twitter @CharleyMcMullen

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