Dome placed over midtown - residents now in literal bubble.

Midtown residents celebrating in the dome whilst there is still ample breathable oxygen.

Midtown residents celebrating in the dome whilst there is still ample breathable oxygen.

So many people were talking about the liberal bubble of midtown, that an ever listening Alexa accidentally ordered a giant literal bubble from an Amazon account. The 3 story tall dome was delivered and placed under the doormat of Sandra Potter, 24, who was pleasantly surprised with her new purchase.

The bubble stretches from 1 block south of Young Ave and goes as far north as Studio on the Square. Embracing their new dome life, resident Jamie McKenzie, 21, said " We’ve always wanted to be open and share ideas with people like ourselves - we want to fight for the rights of POC and make it known that oppression won’t be tolerated in here”. The populace of “Domeville” is an overwhelming 98% whites under the age of 25.

Contingency plans are underway for how the resident’s parents will get cash to them. In the meantime, everybody is taking turns tending the bar at the P+H and serving flat whites at Otherlands, whilst a rationing system has been put in place for the time sharing of the areas 3 Netflix accounts. A currently unused HBO account exists, but that information was dismissed because it was reported by a local Fox news affiliate.

Temperatures have been gradually rising inside the bubble, as a “greenhouse gas” effect has taken hold. Several residents have blamed the domes glass ceiling, and are determined to break through as soon as they can find the spare time.

Despite the uncomfortable heat, Domers were excited to show off to the uninformed public a perfect example of the greenhouse effect in action, but were unable to sway the opinions of residents outside of their bubble.

Alterations have been made inside of the dome. It has been configured for maximum acoustic reflection - the sound quality is said to be A+, which unfortunately won’t improve the noise coming from the areas B- musicians, or it’s C+ comedians.

 

John Simmons is a Memphis Comedian. He can be found sweating on instagram and occasionally posting videos.

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Midtown Vegetarian Has Been Told Three Times There’s Chicken In That Dip

Ariel Butler (26), a young vegetarian living in the heart of Cooper Young, incited whispers at a local Superbowl party last Sunday when she was seen eating chicken dip straight from the serving bowl. Friends who knew of her condition rushed to warn her, but later realized, when talking amongst themselves, that all three had told her about the dip contents on separate occasions.  When approached for comment, Ariel explained, “At first because of the consistency I honestly couldn’t tell if it was chicken or tofu. I didn’t want to bother anyone.” This was just yet another example of Ariel pretending to be selfless when really she was just straight-up lying, sources confirmed.  “She said what?” Fellow party goer and judgemental vegetarian, Bernissa Wilson (28), was the third partygoer to notice what Ariel was eating. After trying and failing to stop her, she seemed visibly disgusted by the incident. “Chicken and tofu aren’t even the same consistency. Whatever. She did the same thing at Rose’s baby shower with the green beans and bacon. Ariel’s my friend and obviously I think she’s great, but yeah, she’s kind of a hypocrite.” Tori Lewis (25), long-term friend, had this to say: “Ariel is literally always telling people she’s a vegetarian. She’s always asking waiters if there’s chicken broth in the sauce. It’s kind of ridiculous  because other times if you tell her there’s chicken broth in something she’ll say ‘oh, you’re thinking of vegan.’  With her face caked in cheese, Ariel finally put everyone’s minds at ease by implying Rose doesn’t know how to make a dip with a good chicken-to-cheese ratio, “Don’t worry, everyone must have already eaten the chicken out. It was only on the first piece I ate.”      Lila Bear is a Memphis Comedian. Follow her on  instagram ... or if you want friend her on  facebook     Bluff news articles are produce by  Memphis Today Tonight

Ariel Butler (26), a young vegetarian living in the heart of Cooper Young, incited whispers at a local Superbowl party last Sunday when she was seen eating chicken dip straight from the serving bowl. Friends who knew of her condition rushed to warn her, but later realized, when talking amongst themselves, that all three had told her about the dip contents on separate occasions.

When approached for comment, Ariel explained, “At first because of the consistency I honestly couldn’t tell if it was chicken or tofu. I didn’t want to bother anyone.” This was just yet another example of Ariel pretending to be selfless when really she was just straight-up lying, sources confirmed.

“She said what?” Fellow party goer and judgemental vegetarian, Bernissa Wilson (28), was the third partygoer to notice what Ariel was eating. After trying and failing to stop her, she seemed visibly disgusted by the incident. “Chicken and tofu aren’t even the same consistency. Whatever. She did the same thing at Rose’s baby shower with the green beans and bacon. Ariel’s my friend and obviously I think she’s great, but yeah, she’s kind of a hypocrite.” Tori Lewis (25), long-term friend, had this to say: “Ariel is literally always telling people she’s a vegetarian. She’s always asking waiters if there’s chicken broth in the sauce. It’s kind of ridiculous

because other times if you tell her there’s chicken broth in something she’ll say ‘oh, you’re thinking of vegan.’

With her face caked in cheese, Ariel finally put everyone’s minds at ease by implying Rose doesn’t know how to make a dip with a good chicken-to-cheese ratio, “Don’t worry, everyone must have already eaten the chicken out. It was only on the first piece I ate.”

 

Lila Bear is a Memphis Comedian. Follow her on instagram... or if you want friend her on facebook

Bluff news articles are produce by Memphis Today Tonight